Lore

General Warlore rules Alpha Draconis with ruthless authority, keeping the deadly factions of the planet united through fear, manipulation and his mighty Prongs of Domination.

His rule is one of absolute power, but beneath his cold and calculating exterior there is one creeping concern: his son, Korplore. A towering figure seemingly devoid of any ambition or discernable skill, Korplore's aloof and sluggish nature threatens to tarnish the fearsome legacy of his father.

So Warlore does what any good reptilian father would do… banish his son to Earth.

Warlore tells Korplore that he is needed for a "secret mission" to rule the tiny blue planet, claiming Earth is an integral galactic hub in the great Reptilian Empire. In reality, Warlore sees it as a garbage planet infested with brain-rot not worth his time in the slightest.

Korplore gladly accepts this calling, ready to embrace the greatness he has long dreamed of. He is joined by three unlikely allies: the deadly assassin Dildore, the sycophantic prophet Crucifore, and the cowardly master of coin Cryptore. Together they form the Grand Reptilian Council and quickly establish a clandestine, albeit useless, presence on Earth.

Meanwhile back on Alpha Draconis, Warlore mysteriously vanishes, leaving a power vacuum that plunges the planet into turmoil. As chaos erupts across the homeworld, the members of the Grand Reptilian Council realize that the time has come to act. Their plan: to transport the consciousnesses of select human acolytes into the bodies of unsuspecting reptilian warriors, using them as pawns to stabilize the empire and find out what happened to General Warlore.

What could possibly go wrong?!